Burial At Sea - Blonde Style

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Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had
been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he
died.

Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their
promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all
stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat. After a while
Bubbles says, "Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?"

Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said,
'nope, not yet Bubbles."

So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles asks Barbie, 'Do you
think were out far enough now? Once again Barbie slips over the side and
almost immediately says, "No, this will never do, the water is only up
to my chest."

So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the side
and disappears.

Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting worried
when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface, gasping for breath she says,
"OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel."