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Wife having an affair!

Started by Basscat7, October 09, 2008, 10:07:19 AM

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Basscat7

        A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
        midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a
        witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he
        wants to catch her in the act.
       
       For $100, the cabby agrees.  Quietly arriving home, the husband
       And cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on
       the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed
       with another man!
       
        The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,
        "Don't do it!
         I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid
        for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin
        cruiser. He paid for your season Redskins tickets. He paid for our
        house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and He
        even pays the monthly dues!"
       
        Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
        He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?'
         
        The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that blanket before
        he catches cold.'
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