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Repeat, but still funny ........It's Dallas week.

Started by Basscat7, December 06, 2010, 09:28:32 PM

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3 Eagles fans and 3 Dallas fans were going to the game by train from 30th Street Station, the Eagles fans only had 1 ticket between them.......the Dallas fans wanted to know how the three Eagles fans would make that work.

---"Watch and learn," answered one of the Eagles fans. All six boarded the
train and the three Dallas fans sat down, but the three Eagles fans
crammed into a toilet together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect
tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, 'Ticket, please.' The
door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in hand.
The conductor took it and moved on.

The Dallas fans saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea.
So clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money.

That afternoon after the game when they got back to the station, they bought a single
ticket for the return trip and watched, while to their astonishment, the
three Eagles fans didn't buy even one ticket.

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asked a perplexed
Dallas fan. 'Watch and learn,' answered the three Eagles fans in unison.

When they boarded the train, the three Dallas fans crammed themselves
into a toilet and the three Eagles fans crammed into another toilet just
down the way. Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Eagles
fans left their toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the Dallas
fans were hiding.

The Eagles fan knocked on the door and said, 'Ticket, please.'
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