7 kinds of sex

[docirv]

    7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet  Someone and you both have sex until you are  Blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner  For a short time and you are so needy you will  Have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner  For a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and  You usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner  For too long. When you pass each other in the  Hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun  In the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any  More. She takes you to court and screws you  In front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
* You get a little each month.  But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME  WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own.

[bassboogieman]

You forgot.......... LIBERAL SEX.......... where you screw everyone who has anything until they have nothing.  :evil:  :evil: 

[Pillager]

You forgot.......... LIBERAL SEX.......... where you screw everyone who has anything until they have nothing.  :evil:  :evil: 

ROTFL!!!