RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had p urchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would ha ve $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214.00.
So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
Boy that's old... Enron went belly up long ago and became worthless. So did WorldCom.
Yeah, but aluminium is going strong. . . . AND there are several new beers available to sample and add to the stockpile of cans - BONUS!