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Title: It happened again - Home Depot Warning
Post by: Eli on June 19, 2026, 08:12:49 PM
A "heads up" for you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the
last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply
going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be
naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old
girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into
the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex,
with their huge breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It
is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they
say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree
and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with
each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs
oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 19th, 23rd,
26th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming
weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets...