The old pilot

[Pillager]

An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him . . .

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian.  I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.  As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.  When I shower, I think about naked women.  When I watch TV, I think about naked women.  It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:  "Are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

[fishinjim]

i think i might be a lesbian.  :huh: :laugh:

[Rippin_Lips]

you sure jimbo? :evil: you little devil you.