Redneck Medical Dictionary

[Pillager]

Artery.............................. The study of paintings
Bacteria.......................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium............................ What doctors do when patients die
Benign............................ What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section......   A neighborhood in  Rome 
Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize....................... Made eye contact with her
Colic...............................A sheep dog
Coma............................ A punctuation mark
Dilate............................. To live long
Enema............................Not a friend
Fester............................ Quicker than someone else
Fibula............................ A small lie
Impotent........................Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain.................  Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff...............   A Doctor's cane
Morbid........................... A higher offer
Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates
Node................................ I knew it
Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted
Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative............   A letter carrier
Recovery Room..........   Place to do upholstery
Rectum.......................... Damn near killed him
Secretion....................... Hiding something
Seizure........................   Roman emperor
Tablet...........................   A small table
Terminal Illness..........    Getting sick at the airport
Tumor...........................  One plus one more
Urine.............................  Opposite of you're out

[fishinjim]

lol.
good stuff.
i remember reading this list when it came through work by fax... back before emails.

[Pillager]

I didn't think you were that old, JJ

[fishinjim]

I didn't think you were that old, JJ

I had an office job at 12.
::)