An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience

[Eli]

An elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience
by talking to his Rabbi.

"Rabbi, during World War 2, when the Germans entered
Italy, I pretended to be a Catholic and changed my name from Levy to Spumoni,
and I am alive today because of it."

"Self preservation is allowable, and the fact that
you never forgot that you were a Jew is admirable," said the Rabbi.

"Rabbi, during the war, a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and
asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my
attic and they never found her."
"That was a wonderful thing you did and you have no need to feel guilty."

"It's worse Rabbi. I was weak and told her she must
repay me with sexual favors, which she did, repeatedly."

"You were both in great danger and would have
suffered terribly if the Germans had found her. There is a favorable balance
between good and evil, and you will be judged kindly. Give up your feelings of guilt."

"Thank you, Rabbi. That's a great load off my mind.
But I have one more question."

"And what is that?"

"Should I tell her the war is over?"

[bassboogieman]

Wow an Italian Jew that has to be what?  EIGHTY SOMETHING, and still getting it regularly?  Wow, and then there's Doc............................................. :rolleyes:
Oh, yes. . . . .  a dead man for sure.
:evil:  :evil:  :evil:

[Eli]

Hey, I didn't say it was Doc who had a girl locked in his basement...

Yo Doc,  It wasn't me that gave away your secret... :laugh: